Types Of Men You Meet In Washrooms

• Excitable Type - Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.
• Sociable Type - Joins pals for a pee whether he needs one or not.
• Timid Type - Cannot pee if anyone is watching. Pretends he has peed and sneaks back later.
• Noisy Type - Whistles loudly. Peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.
• Indifferent Type - All urinals being occupied, uses sink.
• Clever Type - Pees without holding tool, shows off by adjusting tie at same time.
• Vain Type - Undoes 5 buttons to take out tool when 2 would have done.
• Absent Minded Type - Opens jacket, takes out his tie and pees in his pants.
• Worried Type - Not quite sure what he has been up to lately, makes a furtive but close inspection of his tool while peeing.
• Disgrunted Type - Stands for a while, grunts, farts tries to pee, fails, farts and walk away.
• Sneaky Type - Drops silent fart while peeing, sniffs and looks at the bloke stood next to him.
• Sloppy Type - Pees down into his shoe, walks out with his zip open and adjusts his balls 10 mins later.
• Learned Type - Reads a book or newspaper while peeing.
• Childish Type - Looks at the bottom of the urinal to watch bubbles while peeing.
• Strong Type - Bangs tool on the side of the urinal to knock drops off.
• Drunken Type - Pulls out his tool, sees two, puts one back and pees in his trousers.
• Embarrased Type - Covers his tool with both hands as he stands there and pees through his fingers.
• Cockeyed Type - Stands in one cubical and pees in next.
  
  The following are personal additions by me and my friends.
  
  
• Thorough Type - Proceeds to douse the entire inside of the urinal.
• Fragrant Type - Kind that pees on the little blue block to see what the odor of the day is.
• Alphabetic Type - Those that spell out their name on the back of the urinal.
• Angling Type - The type that pees until he finds the correct angle to prevent splashing.

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