What Computer Virus Do You Have?

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Beware of the following computer viruses...

Federal Bureaucrat Virus

Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which do practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

Dan Quayle Virus

Their is sumthing rong with your compueter, ewe just can't figyour out watt.

Gallup Poll Virus

Sixty percent of the PC's infected will lose 38% of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5% margin of error)

Paul Revere Virus

revolutionary virus doesn't horse around. It warns you of impending hard disk attack once if by LAN, twice if by C:

Politically Correct Virus

never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic micro-organism."

Right to Life Virus

Won't allow you to delete a file regardless of how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you first see a counselor about possible alternatives.

Ross Perot Virus

Activates every component in your system just before the whole thing quits.

Mario Cuomo Virus

It would be a great virus, but it refuses to run.

Oprah Winfrey Virus

Your 2000 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80 MB, then slowly expands back to 200 MB

ATT Virus

Every three minutes it tells you what great service your getting

MCI Virus

Every three minutes it reminds you that you are paying too much for the ATT Virus

Ted Turner Virus

Colorizes your monochrome monitor

Arnold Schwarzennegger Virus

Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back!

Government Economist Virus

Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

New World Order Virus

Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.

Terry Randle Virus

Yells "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose "Abort" from the "Abort, Retry, Fail" message.

Texas Virus

Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.

Adam and Eve Virus

Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.

Michael Jackson Virus

Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. This virus won't harm your PC, but it will trash your car.

Congressional Virus

The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.

Airline Virus

You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.

Freudian Virus

Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.

PBS Virus

Your PC stops every few minutes to ask for money.

Elvis Virus

Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy and then self destructs, only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.

Ollie North Virus

Turns your printer into a document shredder.

Nike Virus

Just Does It!

Sears Virus

Your data won't appear unless you buy new cables, power supply, and a set of shocks.

Jimmy Hoffa Virus

Nobody can find it.

Congressional Virus

Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.

Kevorkian Virus

Helps your computer shut down whenever it wants to.

Imelda Marcos Virus

Sings you a song (slightly off key) on boot up then subtracts money from your Quicken account and spends it all on expensive shoes it purchases through Prodigy.

Star Trek Virus

Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.

Health Care Virus

Test your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.

George Bush Virus

It starts by boldly stating, "Read my test....no new files!" on the screen, proceeds to fill up all the free space on your hard drive with new files, then blames it on the Congress Virus.

Cleveland Indians Virus

Makes your 486/50 machine perform like a 286/AT.

LAPD Virus

It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense."

Chicago Cubs Virus

Your PC makes frequent mistakes and comes in last in the reviews, but you still love it.

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