Redneck Medical Terminology

• ARTERY - THE STUDY OF FINE PAINTINGS
• BARIUM - WHAT YOU DO WHEN CPR FAILS
• BENIGN - WHAT YOU ARE AFTER YOU BE EIGHT
• CESAREAN SECTION - A DISTRICT IN ROME
• COLIC - A SHEEP DOG
• COMA - A PUNCTUATION MARK
• CONGENITAL - FRIENDLY
• DILATE - TO LIVE LONG
• FESTER - QUICKER
• G.I. SERIES - BASEBALL GAMES BETWEEN TEAMS OF SOLDIERS
• GRIPPE - A SUITCASE
• HANGNAIL - A COAT HOOK
• MEDICAL STAFF - A DOCTOR'S CANE
• MINOR OPERATION - COAL DIGGING
• MORBID - A HIGHER OFFER
• NITRATE - LOWER THAN DAY RATE
• NODE - WAS AWARE OF
• ORGANIC - CHURCH MUSICIAN
• OUTPATIENT - A PERSON WHO HAS FAINTED
• POST-OPERATIVE - A LETTER CARRIER
• PROTEIN - IN FAVOR OF YOUNG PEOPLE
• SECRETION - HIDING ANYTHING
• SEROLOGY - STUDY OF ENGLISH KNIGHTHOOD
• TABLET - A SMALL TABLE
• TUMOR - AN EXTRA PAIR
• URINE - OPPOSITE OF YOU'RE OUT
• VARICOSE VEINS - VEINS WHICH ARE VERY CLOSE TOGETHER

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