Man - A Chemical Analysis
Element : Man
Symbol : Ah (short for Asshole)
Quantitative : Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length,
though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches.
Discoverer : Eve
Occurrence : Found following duel element Wo, often in high
concentration near a perfect Wo specimen.
Physical properties :
1) Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol).
2) Tends to fall into very low energy state directly after reaction with
Wo (Snore ... zzzzz).
3) Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature.
4) Rarely found in pure form after 14th year.
5) Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with polluted
form of the Wo common ore.
Chemical properties :
1) All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is
possible.
2) May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely
favorable conditions.
3) Usually willing to react with what ever is available.
4) Reaction Rates range from aborted/non-existent to Pre-interaction
effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red).
5) Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody.
Storage : Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for
favorable reaction style.
Uses : Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners
for Wo...
Tests : Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens
broadcast information on many wavelengths.
Caution : Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with
reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very maleable
under correct conditions.
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