THE FIVE FLOORS

The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explained to them how it worked. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor. Once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once you leave a floor, you can't return to it."

The women talked it over and decide to go for it. They started going up. On the first floor the sign read,"All the men here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive & kind." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor read "All the men here are wonderful lovers, but generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do, so again they headed for the stairs.

The friends moved up to the third floor where the sign read "All the men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there were still two more floors...

On the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have great builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are fantastic lovers; and they are also single, rich & straight]"

The women were pleased but, since things had been better each floor, they decided they would rather see what the fifth floor had to offer. When they reached the Fifth floor, there was only a sign that read: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is simply no way to please a woman."