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While on vacation, a group of girlfriends saw a
five-story hotel with
a sign that read "For Women Only." Since they were
without their
boyfriends, they decided to go in.
The Doorman, a very attractive guy, explained to them
how it worked.
"We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor. Once you find
what you are
looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide,
since each floor has
signs telling you what's inside. The only rule is, once
you leave a floor,
you can't return to it."
The women talked it over and decide to go for it.
They started going
up. On the first floor the sign read,"All the men here
are horrible
lovers, but they are sensitive & kind." The friends laugh
and without
hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the Second floor read "All the men here
are wonderful
lovers, but generally treat women badly". This wasn't
going to do, so
again they headed for the stairs.
The friends moved up to the third floor where the
sign read "All the
men here are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of
women."
This was good but there were still two more floors...
On the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the
men here have
great builds; are sensitive and attentive to women; are
fantastic lovers;
and they are also single, rich & straight]"
The women were pleased but, since things had been
better each floor,
they decided they would rather see what the fifth floor
had to offer.
When they reached the Fifth floor, there was only a sign
that read:
"There are no men here. This floor was built only to
prove that there is
simply no way to please a woman."
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